Mark Charlesworth is the Earth's Greatest Gentleman. He is a renowned poet, author of 'Sunrise and Shorelines' and 'In Memory of Real Trees'. Alongside co-writing 'Life Begins at 40', he is currently working on his novel, 'The White Moth'. He is the guitarist of the band Black Orchid and a fully trained wizard – By Chris Newton

Chris Newton is the Earth's Greatest Gentleman. He is the lead singer of alternative electronic band Terrornation. (Listen carefully to their samples and you may find the odd Venusian lullaby or crazed Kaled scientist...) Alongside co-writing 'Life Begins at 40', he is currently working on his novel, 'The White Moth'. He is the drummer of the band Black Orchid and a fully trained wizard – By Mark Charlesworth